This sounds fantastic:

This years speakers:

• John will be explaining why his installation of Quickr doesn’t work.
• Pete will be explaining the latest advances in Calendaring & Scheduling, including how to tell the difference between Wednesday and Thursday.
• Keith will be stealing Bills whisky using Java and XML.
• Bill will be making excuses about being at some other conference. Yeah, right…
• Gordon will be showing off his new football boots and wondering why he’s running round a field in sub-zero temperatures when he could be down the pub.

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Via Bill.

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